Neither the captain, nor the coach
Will the other's duty encroach
Though they bat on the same wicket
All for the good of Indian cricket
Like two children Bob and Alice
Being taken to the principal's office
Sternly told to bury the hatchet
All for the good of Indian cricket
Words they'll have, thats for sure
But team's image is oh-so-pure
Not a word they'll say to the media picket
All for the good of Indian cricket
Inflaming reports, the board can leak
Get all reporters to take a peek
Anything to get the seat they covet
All for the good of Indian cricket
We'll judge them now, they tell the mob
Based on how they do their job
Make them work and earn their credit
All for the good of Indian cricket
The talk today is all performance
Without a measure that makes any sense
But not without their favourite couplet
All for the good of Indian cricket
How in hell can anyone support
Such a blatant mockery of sport?
My blood does boil, my hands do fidget
Seeing this "good" of Indian cricket
